Bye Bye Christmas! Hello 2nd Term!

     I wanted to start this new term with some jokes from a wonderful book that I got as a Christmas present: 
     
     Roald Dahl's Marvellous Joke Book.

Enjoy them!

• What do you give a sick parrot?

           Tweetment!

• Which planet is covered in icing?

          Mars - ipan.

• What's an alien favorite snack?

          A Mars bar.

• What kind of sweet is always late?

          A choco - late